Oh my god. I have a major emergency and I need the best makeup five minutes ago. My husband just dropped the bomb that his boss is coming to dinner tonight and I need to look fantastic. Forget dinner – I can always order in from a restaurant and fake that – I need the best looks to impress!

After seeing my eyelash growth products and thicker eyebrow combination, his boss will forget all about the braised short ribs and just focus on how impressive his worker’s family is. My husband always tells me to look my best when around work and work functions, which is why skin brighteners are always on me when it comes to his work functions. But this is an emergency and I have only two hours to get ready! Yes, it was random but I need to make sure I’m well stocked on the French beauty products otherwise I’m headed to my friends to borrow hers! Varicose veins treatments for my varicose veins are also going to be a high priority because I plan on wearing an amazing dress that doesn’t scream housewife and instead says “wife of high powered man”; by association, his boss is even higher powered.

So the order is in at the restaurant, the babysitter is arranged, and now the emergency makeup preparation starts. Maybe my husband’s boss should hire me also because if I can get this French beauty products routine done in two hours, than I can meet any deadline!